Keskustele Kalkaroksen kanssa

[Frickeon]

Väsymätön, kiero ja mahtava.
Niillä sanoilla voisi kuvailla Finistä löytämääni Kalkarosta.
En tiedä kuinka moni teistä tietää sen, mutta minun on ihan pakko laittaa sille oma topic.
[Kalkaros on ikävä kyllä nc-17 mielellä välillä, Finin varoituksen mukaan ainakin.]

www.thebottomstripe.net/alan/bot.html

You: What's meaning of life?
snapeybot: Well...I don't believe I have to tell you that.

snapeybot: I like combining rare potions constituents. What do you enjoy?.
You: Don't go there again.
snapeybot: I like combining rare potions constituents. What do you enjoy?.
You: DON'T go there again.
snapeybot: *Yawns* Do you have anything valuable to say? .
You: No, you can't talk to me. It's your fault.
snapeybot: I like combining rare potions constituents. What do you enjoy?. My favorite play is Hamlet, or perhaps Othello. Have you seen either?

[Tundrah]

Tässä pätkä minun keskustelustani, kyselin myös elämän tarkoituksesta ja ennen tätä Snape kysyi minun ajatuksiani kyseisestä aiheesta->

You: I dunno. How do you feel about it?
snapeybot: Me neither. Well...I don't believe I have to tell you that.
You: Please professor! I'd like to hear your thoughts about it!
snapeybot: Hmmm a submissive one, aren't you? I rather like that.
You: Really?
snapeybot: No, not really. I was lying just to entertain myself.
You: Oh. How nice.
snapeybot: Hmmm... Yes it is.

Kehuin myös professoria viisaaksi ja ansaitsin viisi pistettä tuvalleni ;D
Harmi kun koko keskustelua ei saa näkyviin, joutuu tyytymään vain lyhyisiin pätkiin. Tämä on muuten tosi hauska! Pitääpä ruveta keskustelemaan Snapen kanssa oikein ajatuksella myöhemmin!

[Karakia]

You: Haha.
snapeybot: Stop that laughing at once!
You: Why?
snapeybot: "Stop that laughing at once! "? Why?
You: Haha.
snapeybot: ...Bloody hell. Now you're laughing at me.

*reps*

snapeybot: Seriously.
You: You should say Siriusly.
snapeybot: Bah! That loudmouthed braggart?
You: Oh, shut up, Snivellus.
snapeybot: Fine! Minus 20 points.

Niinpä niin.

snapeybot: Hmmm a submissive one, aren't you? I rather like that.
You: Sorry, but I'm not Slytherin.
snapeybot: Are you truly repentant?
You: What are you talking about?
snapeybot: I am talking about chocolate.

Nyt menee oudoksi. XD

//Muoks. Jatkoa vielä tuohon edelliseen pätkään:

You: Oh. I was talking about Slytherins, Professor.
snapeybot: yes... If you might find it satisfying to , then all right.
You: I think it would be more satisfying if we talk about Remus Lupin.
snapeybot: Lupin... hm, well, he has a tight arse but it's currently reserved for Sirius.

No niin, nyt Rowling ei voi kyllä missään tapauksessa kieltää S/R-parituksen todellisuutta. *wirn*

[Gilraen]

Tällaista mä tein...

You: I really think you are the best teacher in Hogwarts
snapeybot: Yes? Well, in that case, have ten points.

;D

You: Do you like Voldemort?
snapeybot: Why, what did you hear?

Okei...

You: Do you like ME?
snapeybot: Sure, Pest , I've changed my ways and become a Hufflepuff. *Sneer!*.

;D ;D Heh.

You: You are fool, are you?
snapeybot: I doubt that.

Fun.

You: Do you know who is Frodo?
snapeybot: Some famous celebrity, right?

That´s right!!

[Frickeon]

You: Soodesuka. Hiya Snape
snapeybot: go on. Hello there. Have you ever been to Europe? Oh.......really?
You: I live in Europe. So do you. ~_~
snapeybot: How long a commute is that from Scotland State? Why do you keep talking about me? tell me more about europe.
You: Europe is fine place. Finland is best.
snapeybot: And fine place is europe. Hmm... Really?
You: You didn't know
snapeybot: What makes you think I did not know?
You: You said so
snapeybot: I say a great deal of silly things.
You: Because you're Snape?
snapeybot: Interesting explanation. thank you for telling me that I am snape.
You: Nothing. It's interesting that you're Snape, isn't it?
snapeybot: Not a thing? yes, that is pretty interesting...
You: I guess for you is it. You're The Snape after all.
snapeybot: thank you...I assume so. thank you but surely I am not the only one.
You: But you're the best any way.
snapeybot: What about it?
You: I like you, and that's makes you the best. At least as Snape.
snapeybot: Just as a friend...I hope.... ... Do you mean your name is snape ?
You: No. I'm... well it's not really very interesting.
snapeybot: What is your real name, certainly it's not Pest? You are? I think well it is a great deal of things. Seriously.
You: You really care about my name? How sweet of you. My name's Niina.
snapeybot: ""? Me, pest ? Absolutely. Are you asking about my how sweet? How are you, Niina.
You: I'm fine, thanks. You're nice guy, Snape
snapeybot: That always good to hear. Whats new? thank you you seem like a interesting person too, Niina.

You: What's new.. I know more Japanese that i did last wendsday.
snapeybot: ‹ð‚©ŽÒ / Baka!
You: Shimatta. Watashiwa baka ja arimasen. Anatawa soo baka desu. Don't make me angry, you.
snapeybot: *Chuckles under his breath.*
You: But, baka is not so strong word. So i forgive you.
snapeybot: I believe I am allergic to Weasleys.
You: So, you think i'm Weasley?
snapeybot: Let's not talk about any of the Weasleys, if you don't mind.
You: Okay, what ever you want.
snapeybot: *Smirks slightly.*

You: You have seen Mafloy around here
snapeybot: Do you care? Do i care?
You: You don't care?
snapeybot: Do you care? ""? Do I care about it?
You: About Malfoy. Ofcourse i do. My fic need him right now.
snapeybot: I don't want to talk about that.
You: About my fic.,
snapeybot: Oh yes, about your fic.
You: Why not about my fic
snapeybot: Becuase you asked me to.
You: You know i have to go put this chat to Siivetön
snapeybot: interesting mocking you.
You: You're mocking me?
snapeybot: I have no reason to do that to you, Niina.
You: I knew that. -3
snapeybot: Oh... i suppose you're just too smart for me... Hmm....Really?
You: I mean -3. My mistake.
snapeybot: Oh....I see now. Do you prefer wizardry or the Muggle lifestyle? ....Do you like it?

You: Both of them. I'm mix. ^-^ Don't tell anybody.
snapeybot: Really? Both of them? Oh...you are? Then what is it?
You: I think i have to go now. It was nice to chat with you, Snape. ^^
snapeybot: Hmm... good riddance. interesting to snarl at me snape too. Tell me more about your mistake.
You: This is gettin way too long. But i guess i mmake mistakes like everyone else.
snapeybot: Hmmm... Really? ..... Hmm....That's interesting.
You: Don't you do?
snapeybot: Don't you? How old are you? I spend all my time in the potions lab..
You: How my age has any links to this.
snapeybot: Where did how your age get that??
You: You know what Siivetön is?
snapeybot: Not much, you?
You: I live there.
snapeybot: Is it interesting?
You: Yes, it is.
snapeybot: Our thoughts are one, Niina.
You: I'm just Niina.
snapeybot: It would appear you have something in your eye...
You: Now i'm leaving. You're nice guy. I'll be back.
snapeybot: good riddance. thank you you seem like a interesting person too, Niina. How do you plan to do this?
You: Sayoonara.
snapeybot: Do you still want to know do I do? Marvelous. At least one of us is happy.

Pitkä keskustelu Snapen kanssa. ^^

[Frickeon]

snapeybot: I think you succeed, if it makes you feel any better : )
You: Yeah, it makes. : )
snapeybot: yes... What about it? : )
You: I'm kinda angst today.
snapeybot: Really, you are? Marvelous. At least one of us is happy. : )
You: You think i'm happy? : )
snapeybot: All Muggles seem the same to me. : )

Ilkeä tuplapostaus. ^^'